Firstly, thank you, lovely people, for your Alice charm bracelet enthusiasm!
Alas, silver flamingos and white rabbits are in short (hence, expensive) supply, but I am working on suppliers of both (and hats, tea pots, hearts ...) RIGHT NOW! Yes ... on a Saturday night! THAT, my friends, is how dedicated I am to the cause. I will get some more made up as soon as practical and let you know what, and when (and how much **cough cough**) as soon as possible.
Secondly, and purely because it made me laugh until a little bit of wee came out, I heard this joke the other day, which I would like to share with you. I make no apology if you've heard it before. Rather appropriately, since it's a year this week since the great man died, I give you ... Clement Freud.