Quiz Night

All the questions asked, all that remains is for our quiz master, Matt the Hat, to reveal the answers.

"So! According to the Italian government, which European country is the most cultured?"

He looks to his audience to throw in answers.

"Italy!"

"France!"

"Greece!"

"No, no, no," says Matt the Hat. "The answer is ... Britain."

One team is incredulous. "Fuck off!" says their spokesman.

I think, maybe, the Italian government should have carried out a more thorough questionnaire before leaping to any hasty conclusions.