Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Twenty things ...

TEN THINGS WHICH ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY ANNOYING ...

1) A tissue in the wash.
2) The phone ringing just as dinner goes on a plate.
3) Ladders in tights.
4) "It's not you, it's me ..."
5) Missing the last seat on the train.
6) Missing the train.
7) Snogging people on trains.
8) 118118 adverts.
9) Musical theatre.
10) Low fat chocolate cake.

TEN THINGS WHICH ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY FUNNY ...

1) The person in the next cubicle farting.
2) Children swearing.
3) The Meerkat.
4) Skirts tucked in knickers.
5) Dads dancing.
6) The Book of Bunny suicides.
7) Smut.
8) The I Can't Believe It's Not Butter sketch.
9) Comedy place names (Badger's Mount. Feltham. Cholton Cum Hardy.)
10) The word "jugs".

4 comments:

  1. Do you mean snogging people on trains or do you mean people snogging on trains? An important distinction.

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  2. You're right.

    I mean people snogging on trains.

    Clearly, if I was one of the people, it'd be fine.

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  3. I was just going to say that!

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  4. I bloddy love those meerkats. Simples.

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