Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Twenty things ...

TEN THINGS WHICH ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY ANNOYING ...

1) A tissue in the wash.
2) The phone ringing just as dinner goes on a plate.
3) Ladders in tights.
4) "It's not you, it's me ..."
5) Missing the last seat on the train.
6) Missing the train.
7) Snogging people on trains.
8) 118118 adverts.
9) Musical theatre.
10) Low fat chocolate cake.

TEN THINGS WHICH ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY FUNNY ...

1) The person in the next cubicle farting.
2) Children swearing.
3) The Meerkat.
4) Skirts tucked in knickers.
5) Dads dancing.
6) The Book of Bunny suicides.
7) Smut.
8) The I Can't Believe It's Not Butter sketch.
9) Comedy place names (Badger's Mount. Feltham. Cholton Cum Hardy.)
10) The word "jugs".
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4 comments:

  1. Mr London Street28 October 2009 at 23:56

    Do you mean snogging people on trains or do you mean people snogging on trains? An important distinction.

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  2. Tooting Squared29 October 2009 at 00:25

    You're right.

    I mean people snogging on trains.

    Clearly, if I was one of the people, it'd be fine.

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  3. Amaranthine29 October 2009 at 13:36

    I was just going to say that!

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  4. Baglady29 October 2009 at 22:23

    I bloddy love those meerkats. Simples.

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